Working On Getting Some Backing!

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WELL I BIT IT

Saint Leo has an open position for a Criminal Justice Assistant/Professor. With my Master's I am only qualified to take an Instructor postion but they said that a qualified applicant will be considered for that postion. and I have all the dumb certs. Plus I found about FIVE free online courses to help teachers learn to teach online school. The position says online classes with possibility of on campus now and then. Its the first application I have put out there since Dairy Queen in 2007 sans the online magazine. My dream job is open... lets see what happens. Maybe my fluffer will work.

Inappropriate Fluffer

Becca and I were discussing our qualifications and having papers that say we know what we know. When I looked at my list... I came to the realization that I may have certifications and dipolmas and degrees flying all over the place; but if I don't quit earning them... I'll never get a job to use them. It's all just unimportant resume fluffer. Here it is:

The Over Educated Underachiever

Schooling:

Stratford Technical Institute currently enrolled in Cooking and Catering
Courses

Stratford Technical Institute 2011-2012 Dipolma with Highest Honors in
Funeral Services and Mortuary Science

Saint Leo University 2009-2011 Master's Degree in Criminal Justice
with a concentration in Critical Incident Management 3.75 GPA

University of Florida 2001-2003 Bachelor's Degree in Criminology 3.6 GPA

Santa Fe College 1999-2001 Associate of Arts Degree in Psychology 3.7 GPA

Certs:


· APCO 2004
· FDLE: FCIC/NCIC 2004
· CPR 2004

· FEMA Independent Study Courses 2009-2010:

*Effective Communication

*Emergency Planning

*Ethics

*Fundamentals of Emergency Management

*Incident Command System

*Multiagency Coordination Systems

*NIMS Communications

*NIMS

*Volunteer Management



· Emergency Operations Training Academy Independent Study Courses 2010:
*Analysis Leadership
*Categorization and Classification
*Consequence Management
*Crisis Critical Communications
*Emergency Management Program Administrator
*Emergency Facilities
*Emergency Notifications
*Emergency Public Information
*EMS
introduction
*Emergency Response Organization
*ESF 6 Mass Care
*Field Monitoring
*Health and Safety
*Introduction to Radiation
*Managing Offsite Response
*Monitoring Division Management
*Program Administration
*Readiness Assurance
*Record Keeping
*Sample Control
*Technical Training for Crisis Management
Managers
*Vehicle Bomb Search Methods
*Weapons of Mass Destruction Response

Scott Baio... He is not Sancho

Getting a toyota corolla to share with moms. Since I insist on naming all inanimate objects so that I may converse with it and/or argue with it, we definitely just named the car Bugsy Malone. Yup... named after a Scott Baio movie. I haven't decided if that is completely awesome or completely lame.