Inappropriate Fluffer

Becca and I were discussing our qualifications and having papers that say we know what we know. When I looked at my list... I came to the realization that I may have certifications and dipolmas and degrees flying all over the place; but if I don't quit earning them... I'll never get a job to use them. It's all just unimportant resume fluffer. Here it is:

The Over Educated Underachiever

Schooling:

Stratford Technical Institute currently enrolled in Cooking and Catering
Courses

Stratford Technical Institute 2011-2012 Dipolma with Highest Honors in
Funeral Services and Mortuary Science

Saint Leo University 2009-2011 Master's Degree in Criminal Justice
with a concentration in Critical Incident Management 3.75 GPA

University of Florida 2001-2003 Bachelor's Degree in Criminology 3.6 GPA

Santa Fe College 1999-2001 Associate of Arts Degree in Psychology 3.7 GPA

Certs:


· APCO 2004
· FDLE: FCIC/NCIC 2004
· CPR 2004

· FEMA Independent Study Courses 2009-2010:

*Effective Communication

*Emergency Planning

*Ethics

*Fundamentals of Emergency Management

*Incident Command System

*Multiagency Coordination Systems

*NIMS Communications

*NIMS

*Volunteer Management



· Emergency Operations Training Academy Independent Study Courses 2010:
*Analysis Leadership
*Categorization and Classification
*Consequence Management
*Crisis Critical Communications
*Emergency Management Program Administrator
*Emergency Facilities
*Emergency Notifications
*Emergency Public Information
*EMS
introduction
*Emergency Response Organization
*ESF 6 Mass Care
*Field Monitoring
*Health and Safety
*Introduction to Radiation
*Managing Offsite Response
*Monitoring Division Management
*Program Administration
*Readiness Assurance
*Record Keeping
*Sample Control
*Technical Training for Crisis Management
Managers
*Vehicle Bomb Search Methods
*Weapons of Mass Destruction Response